Pre-Thanksgiving Jive Turkeys In The News
During this slow news cycle Mr. Chris will break down the ridiculous from the sublime. Because when January 20th, 2025 gets here, the level of idiocy is going to be running at a fever pitch. This pre holiday broadcast will more likely be close to an old "crackhead news" episode. These stories are zany, manic, and crazy. Black America and Amerikkka are still getting...
..... During this slow news cycle Mr. Chris will break down the ridiculous from the sublime. Because when January 20th, 2025 gets here, the level of idiocy is going to be running at a fever pitch. This pre holiday broadcast will more likely be close to an old "crackhead news" episode. These stories are zany, manic, and crazy. Black America and Amerikkka are still getting over the mindlessness over the presidential election. There is still a lot of presidential election after taste in peoples' mouths to the point when news cycles pick back up, there will be even more stories about what happened on November 5th. For this week and for this particular episode, the news cycle will go on a brief Thanksgiving holiday by talking very little about cackling Kamala and dumb Donald.
Hulk Hogan is in the news. So the "crackheads in the news" episode is off to a good start already. Remember when Mr. Chris said that he wouldn't put it past Hogan to try to see if he can get a cabinet job from Trump? Turns out Mr. Chris was most absolutely right about that in fantastic form. Uncle Chris predicted that Hogan is going to want the job of "President's council of physical fitness". It's a job Arnold Schwarzenegger held when George H.W. Bush was president. A predictable clown being desperate and thirsty for a nothing burger cabinet position that pays for a predictable anti-black racist former professional wrestler like Hulk Hogan. Looks like uncle saw this from 10 miles away that this demagogue of a has-been professional wrestler is still up to his political crackheaded ways just like he was when he wrestled. Like Trump, he'll step over anyone and anybody to politic his way into do something for nothing while getting paid for it.
Cackling crackhead Kamala back in the news. So what's next for the cackling hen? No one knows. Hell, not even Kamala knows herself on what she's going to do next. Her "here today, gone tomorrow" empty headedness knows no bounds. Her unpredictable predictableness is exactly why she lost in the first place. That's the wrong question to ask her because she has a lot of unfinished business to account for like spending $1.5 Billion in campaign cash. Like her presidential run her priorities are completely ass backwards. Instead of dealing with them head on, she decides to go to Hawai'i for vacation instead. Of course she did! She makes the news too easy for Mr. Chris. That's why this episode is clearly the "crackhead news" episode of the month and perhaps for this entire year.
Want to leave the United States because president dumb Donald doofus Trump is President? It maybe more difficult than you think. This op-ed article will discuss the good, bad, blessings, and pitfalls of moving to another country. It sounds good on paper, sounds great in theory, but it may not be as good in executing it. In 2016, there was Americans that moved to other countries. Most of them came back, some still live in those same countries. You hear about black people moving to places like the Caribbean and Africa, but what are the drawbacks? What are the setbacks? What are the unexpected things that come with moving to another country? Whatever they are, is it worth even moving in the first place? Is it just as crazy to leave this country because of a mentally crazy President? If one justifies another, then can it be just as fair to label the person moving out of the country equally crazy? This "crackhead news" episode featuring all of the jive turkeys in the news and more will be a sight for sore eyes right here on Chris & Company. Tune in.
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